Gong CaiCai was able to easily handle the game, it seems she also tried to make it easier for the player after her, which was me.
The ‘Chou’ word from “Di Kai Tong Chou” is hard to follow, but we were allowed to use h.o.m.ophones, so it makes it a bit easier.
“Chou Yun Can Wu.” I followed up with another idiom. Since Winnie had the joker, I picked a random card from Gong CaiCai’s hands.
“Wu Li Kan Hua.” Xiao Qin finally got one right and it seems she wanted me to praise her.
I nodded my head at her. To be honest, if I said “Chou Yun Can Dan”, she might not have been able to follow up.
“Hua Qian Ri Xia… no, Hua Qian Yue Xia.” Winnie almost got it wrong.
“Xia Li Ba Ren.” Gong CaiCai’s breathing also calmed down like she was in a place of learning.
“Ren Mian Shou Xin.” I followed up.
“Xin Hen Shou Du.” Xiao Qin responded with a similar one to mines.
Winnie racked her brains: “Du Ru Chai Lang Hu Bao, Bao Bing Er Si…”
d.a.m.n, where did you hear that from. Please use four word idioms.
“Then I’ll go with Du She Meng Shou.” Winnie corrected herself.
“Shou, Shou Xing Da Fa…” Gong CaiCai hesitated a bit in answering because her answer was a bit violent and s.e.xual in nature.
“Fa Fen Tu Qiang.” I chuckled a bit because no one realized the ‘Fen’ word I used meant p.o.o.p.
“Qiang Jian Fan Wei Ni…” Xiao Qin followed up with malicious intent. (TN: It means rapist Winnie)
“Four words.” I reminded her with a stern face.
Xiao Qin racked her brains but couldn’t think of anything. Gong CaiCai wanted to help, but wasn’t brave enough to say anything.
In the end, Xiao Qin was the one to lose the game.
Of course, what followed was a round of forehead flicks. Winnie imitated how I flicked Gong CaiCai and purposely didn’t strike Xiao Qin. Gong CaiCai didn’t dare to flick her, so she asked me to be a subst.i.tute again.
Thus I told Xiao Qin: “Then I’ll use a bit more strength to also include Gong CaiCai’s flick.”
Xiao Qin had a smitten expression, “Please, please go ahead. Please do it hard, do it harder.”
I didn’t like how she purposely tried to act erotic, so I used a bit more force and my flick made her tremble.
I don’t think it’s unreasonable to educate my step-sister a bit for acting too erotic.
“Mhmmm…” Xiao Qin moaned while holding her forehead, “If Ye Lin cla.s.smate does it this hard, I won’t be able to get up tomorrow…”
“Are you okay?” Gong CaiCai thought Xiao Qin was actually injured, “If, if you really don’t feel good, you should go to sleep early…”
Gong CaiCai seemed to have not understood Xiao Qin’s implicit meaning. She really is as pure as a blank sheet of paper.
It’s not fair! Why can’t I have a sister as pure as Gong caiCai. Why is it that regardless if it’s my actual sister or my step-sister, they all want to push me down and do inappropriate things to me?
“I don’t need you to worry about me.” Xiao Qin put down her hand and said, “If you’re really a good person, then spill the secrets to getting larger b.r.e.a.s.t.s.”
“This is completely natural, there is no secret recipe~~” Winnie persuaded Xiao Qin while recklessly slapping the top of Gong CaiCai’s b.r.e.a.s.t.s.
After getting felt up by Winnie, Gong CaiCai stood up and asked me: “Um, I actually wanted to use the bathroom, is it okay?”
I don’t think you need to be so formal. Don’t tell me when the cla.s.s leader instructed Obama to let me know when he wants to use the washroom, you’re also asking me? Why are you putting yourself on the same level as Obama?
Wait, technically, in Obama’s eyes, Gong CaiCai is in a lower level than himself since he could make her cry by just barking a couple times.
“Go.” I waved my hands, “You don’t really have to ask me, next time just give us a head’s up before you go.”
“Thank, thank you.” Gong CaiCai carefully walked away.
Xiao Qin then noticed Gong CaiCai was wearing white rabbit slippers.
“Ah, you stepped on and killed the rabbit!” Xiao Qin said as she pointed to Gong CaiCai’s slippers.
“The rabbit, the rabbit is not dead.” Gong CaiCai stopped in her tracks as if she had been stung by a bee.
“It’s already been flattened, but you’re still saying it’s not dead?” Xiao Qin decided to use mental attacks against Gong CaiCai.
Gong CaiCai showed a very distraught expression. She squatted down to pet her cloth slippers as if they really were two living white rabbits.
“Why touch them when they’re already dead?” Xiao Qin said, “It’s because your chest is too big, so the little white rabbits were crushed…”
“Sob sob~~ the white rabbit isn’t dead, it’s really not dead…”
This was the stupidest, most childish reason to cry that I have ever seen, but I can’t blame Gong CaiCai for being too kind-hearted.
Although Xiao Qin was in a bad mood because of Winnie pushing me down, I felt it was unreasonable for her to take out her anger on the innocent Gong CaiCai.
“Don’t worry, all the white rabbits who apply for being a slipper are all warrior white rabbits who can carry the weight.” I rea.s.sured Gong CaiCai, “They won’t be trampled to death, so hurry up and go to the bathroom.”
My nonsense was immediately accepted by Gong CaiCai, then she settled down and left the room.
While we were waiting for Gong CaiCai, the three of us continued to play, but Xiao Qin actually lose again.
“I hate this, I don’t want to play anymore.” Xiao Qin threw her cards onto the floor, “It’s because the cla.s.s leader knew I’m not good at shiritori, so she suggested it to make me suffer. That d.a.m.ned secondary female character, she will definitely be discarded by the male lead and end up alone for the rest of her life.”
“No cursing others.” I scolded Xiao Qin, “The cla.s.s leader has never wronged you.”
“I got it.” Xiao Qin suddenly had a bright idea, she pointed to Obama’s nose and said, “Let him also play with us, so I won’t be the loser.”
Letting a dog play cards? Obama might have unbelievably high intelligence as a dog IQ, but playing cards is a bit too much. Maybe it might work, we can make the previous player spread their cards out on the ground and Obama can choose a card by touching one with his front paw.
“Obama can be the player after me.” Xiao Qin said aloud, “Then, he also has to follow the rules and make idioms.”
Where is your integrity? Will you do anything in order to win?
“Or why don’t we stop playing.” I said while cleaning up the cards on the floor, “It’s not early anymore, you two can go wash up…”
Halfway through the conversation, someone pushed open the door to reveal half of their body and long hair that went up to the shoulders. It was Zhuang Ni who came looking for the cla.s.s leader.
“Is she still not back yet.” Zhuang Ni, who had dark circles under her eyes, glanced at the two beds, then kicked off her slippers and laid down on the left bed.
“The sheets are so tidy, so it has to be the cla.s.s leader’s bed.” Zhuang Ni then sniffed the pillow and said, “I recognize the smell of the shampoo.”
Actually, you could have just looked at which bed Obama was tied to, then you would know which bed belonged to the cla.s.s leader.
Obama did not really do anything to Zhuang Ni, who climbed into the cla.s.s leader’s bed without permission. He did not even dare to stick out his tongue and beg for food to Zhuang Ni.
Was he sensitive enough to know that if he made her angry, then he would be killed with a utility knife?
“Don’t be afraid.” Zhuand Ni spoke to the shivering Obama while lying back on the cla.s.s leader’s bed, “I won’t kill you myself, since you are a male dog. I have to wear gloves when I kill you, or hire someone else to do it…”
“However, I may not pity certain particularly obnoxious male dogs…”
Was she insinuating something about me? Also, at the angle she’s lying on the bed… I can see her two long legs. Although I know she does not mean to seduce me, but her thin and well-proportioned legs, along with translucent and glossy black silk stockings, really makes men want to take another look.
“Counselor, you’ve arrived.” Xiao Qin greeted a member from her alliance, then glared at Winnie as if to say: “I could only trust people with small b.r.e.a.s.t.s.”
Xiong YaoYue was not too fond of Zhuang Ni, she untied Obama’s leash and pulled Obama back a step and sat down on Gong CaiCai’s bed.
“So you guys are playing old maid…” Zhuang Ni said eerily, “Legend said in ancient Europe old maid was a way to seal demons, but now it gradually turned into a game.”
I was packing up the cards and I happened to grab Xiao Qin’s thrown away cards which contained a joker.
Zhuang Ni continued to explain full of malice: “The ‘Joker’ is the fifty-third card in the deck of cards. It’s the most lonely and spooky demon, people say: if you play old maid and stop playing the game midway, then the demon will come to life and find the person who last held it…”
Don’t use such a scary tone to tell a ghost story. So will the demon come to me tonight, or will it go to Xiao Qin?
Thus I pulled the small joker out and made Obama hold it in his mouth like it was food.
There’s a legend that says a black dog’s blood wards off evil. Obama might be both black and white, but it could still count as a black dog and I don’t think the demon will harm him.
“Are we really doing it tonight.” Xiao Qin was squatting at the front of the bed, secretly discussing something with Zhuang Ni.
Zhuang Ni stretched out one of her sickly white arms and plucked something from the air as if only she could see it.
“Anyway, it’s hard to get another chance if we miss the opportunity. You can’t get anything without being decisive.”
I feel like the night will not pa.s.s peacefully.