(MC POV)
Thankfully I woke up before Brendan and Cai Hong did so that I could clean up the place before they could see the mess we made last night.
Honestly, I really don't remember what happened last night, but I definitely don't remember what we did that resulted in stains appearing on the ceiling. How did those even get there?
Thankfully, I could just clean up everything with a thought so it wasn't really a big deal. Now I just have my date to go to, which seems to be Diao Chan's turn this time.
I raised an eyebrow at Diao Chan who was looking at me with a big smile on her face, "So… Do you have any place in mind for our little trip??"
She giggled, "Ehehe~ You know me, Master~ If you were to let me choose, I wouldn't mind if we just spent an entire week in Master's bed exploring each other's bodies~"
That's what I thought she might say…
That means it's up to me to decide where we would be going for our date.
Hmm… Knowing Diao Chan, most of the universes that have her involved with me should have something s.e.xual involved.
Looking through the universes, my hypothesis was proven true as a whole ninety percent of these universes had her s.e.xually involved with me in some way. And out of that ninety percent, more than half of it involved her having a higher libido than normal which resulted in some rather kinky stuff happening between myself and her.
I sighed, "Aside from just s.e.x, is there anything else you would like to prioritise for the Universe I'm picking?"
She tapped her cheek for a moment, "Mmm… Oh!! I know!! How about a court drama! Maybe I'm the fiancee of a prince while Master seduces me away from him!"
"I'm pretty sure that no matter what, you'd be the one doing the seducing instead…" I pointed out.
"Ehehe~ There's nothing wrong with that either, right Master? Could we do something like that?"
I shrugged, it sounds interesting enough. And despite how she acts, she used to be someone high up in the political ladder back in our original World.
I searched through the universes and found a few that match her requests, which ironically were just parallels of our current universe.
All of them involved me going to the country of Dong for various reasons and Diao Chan never coming over to the country of Beiyang.
I decided to take that as the base and mix up a few things here and there to make it work since I knew my Diao Chan would definitely not accept.
Once I was done, I stretched out my hand to her and instead of putting her hand on mine, she tucked her hair behind her ear before bending down to suck on my fingers.
"Mmm~ Sluuuurp~ Master's fingers are so tasty~ Thank you for the treat!"
I smiled wryly at her, "That's not what I wanted you to do…"
"Eh? It's not? I thought for sure Master wanted me to wors.h.i.+p your fingers~ Ehehehe~"
She then slipped her hand into mind, showing that she knew that was what I wanted her to do all along but she just wanted to take the chance to do that while acting like she had misunderstood my intentions.
I then transported the both of us into the new World I created for us, which had us appearing in a throne room within the palace inside the country of Dong.
A rather large sized man that looked reminiscent of a bowling ball was seated on the throne that barely fit him and if the events of this alternate World were to be believed, he should have been the ruler of the country had he not been betrayed and killed like in our original World.
Right now I am serving as an amba.s.sador sent by Guiying to try and establish friendly relations with this country in order to facilitate the construction of a tunnel between our two countries that would go through the Death Mountains.
On the other hand, Diao Chan was seated on her own, smaller throne a step below and beside the large sized man. My Witch looked to be a little confused as her mind was still trying to comprehend the influx of memories that was being poured inside her head.
"So… Master Lin… You wish to get us to sign this little agreement of yours? But shouldn't you be offering something in return to us for agreeing to this?" The king asked a little condescendingly.
I gesture towards him, "A tunnel in between our countries would be mutually beneficial and even open up your country's merchants to the possibilities of trade by sea routes, which I'm sure would make your country prosper even more. What's more, if our country were on friendly terms, you would not need to worry about our Sects causing trouble on your lands."
"Was that a threat, Master Lin?"
"Oh, I don't think that it could be counted as a threat since I was merely stating facts, yes?"
He scowled, "Who do you think you are, Master Lin?"
"Hmm? I'm just a b.u.mble Pract.i.tioner from Heaven Sect that Empress Guiying sent to negotiate with you."
"In that case, why don't you humbly get on your knees and beg for forgiveness because this king has been quite insulted by your words! How dare you talk like this to me, especially in front of my beloved! Don't you think so, my sweet anchovy?"
Ugh… His nickname for Diao Chan was 'sweet anchovy? Not only does that not match her but it's also really weird… What the heck is a 'sweet anchovy' in the first place?
Diao Chan blinked, taking a few seconds to realise that she was being called before she turned to him, "Ah… Of course… I think?"
"What do you mean 'you think', my dear?"
Diao Chan paused for a moment more before looking at him, then at me. Her lips then curled up into a smile before she stood up from the throne, garnering the attention of everyone in the room as she did something out of what the normal Diao Chan would do.
She then descended the steps from her throne before walking right up to me, still maintaining the attention of everyone in the throne room.
Just as I was wondering what she was planning to do, she suddenly pulled me in for a kiss before letting go.
"Ahhhnnn~ Master~ I wanna f.u.c.k! f.u.c.k me please?"
…
Weren't you the one who wanted a court drama? Is this how you were planning to start one? The only drama that would be happening here is having guards get on my a.s.s and either me running away or deposing the king.
That isn't a drama!